Argent Stonecutter
When I receive an email from Second Life it follows this format:
=====
Subject: Your avatar called. It says "hi."
From: Second Life <updates@mc.secondlife.com>
Reply-To: Second Life <updates@mc.secondlife.com>
To: <argent@example.com>
Date: Mon, 16 Mar 2026 23:31:48 +0000
View this email in your browser (https://mailchi.mp/stuff)
https://join.secondlife.com/?source=3D0-campaign
Remember when Second Life felt like it needed more from your computer than=
it could comfortably give?
Blah blah blah
=====
You see what's missing?
Dear Argent Stonecutter:
Or
Argent Stonecutter, remember when Second life blah blah blah...
Or something comparable. It's rude, impersonal, and seems downright shonky. Like they're using a literal potato to run their mail server.